Monday, January 9, 2017

1/9/17

1/9/17

News

Science

Showerthoughts

  • If I was kidnapped and had my mouth duct taped, I would most likely die because my nose is clogged 90% of the time.
  • Go jogging at 5am and your neighbors think you are an early-riser health nut who probably has to get to work early. Go jogging at 3am and they think you are a sketchy tweaker who probably doesn't have a job.
  • The 2000's were the golden age for celebratory New Year's Eve glasses.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

1/3/17

1/3/17

News

Science

Showerthoughts

  • I'm a phenomenal secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don't care about your shit enough to actually talk about it.
  • Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
  • You don't realize how much you fart until you spend 24 hours with a girl.

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