Thursday, October 27, 2016

10/27/16

10/27/16

News

Science

  • Coffee should have a "caffeine by volume" rating like alcohol so I can choose how wired I really want to be when I buy coffee.
  • If the "Six Million Dollar Man" show were set in the present day, instead of a bionic man it would just be a guy that had two knee replacements.
  • Harry Potter would have been amazing if each book got a season in a Netflix series.

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Sunday, October 23, 2016

10/23/16

10/23/16

News

Science

  • If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
  • The last person I would want giving me love and marriage advice during my wedding ceremony is a priest that has lived a life of celibacy.
  • The only reason I know about Aleppo is because Gary Johnson didn't.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

10/19/16

10/19/16

News

Science

  • Putting soymilk into coffee is putting beanwater into a different kind of beanwater.
  • In some countries people are broke and don't even have clean drinking water and in my country we have fountains in public places that spew clean water and people just throw their unwanted money into it.
  • Having a video not load after watching an entire ad, is like the equivalent of having a vending machine eat your money.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

10/18/16

10/18/16

News

Science

  • I just realized that whenever I hear a "... walk into a bar" joke, I've been picturing the same bar my whole life. I wonder if it exists somewhere or if its just a mesh of different bars I saw on TV as a kid.
  • In some countries people are broke and don't even have clean drinking water and in my country we have fountains in public places that spew clean water and people just throw their unwanted money into it.
  • If earphones keep getting tangled and shoelaces keep getting untangled, why don't we use earphones as shoelaces and shoelaces as earphones?

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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

10/11/16

10/11/16

News

Science

  • If someone tells me they're dumb, I assume they're smarter than they think, but of someone tells me they're smart I assume they're dumber than they think.
  • Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.
  • If I'm ever being followed in a car, I'm gonna go to a fast food drive-thru and test their commitment.

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Sunday, October 9, 2016

10/9/16

10/9/16

News

Science

  • If someone told me to transport a $30,000 object that, if mishandled, could kill everyone around it, I would walk it so slowly and carefully to its destination. But I drive my car with one hand, while messing with the radio, going 70 mph.
  • When someone tells you to go and do a chore you were about to do anyway, it makes you about 100 times less willing to do it
  • Car companies should periodically produce replicas of iconic cars with EXACTLY the same exterior design specifications but modern internal engineering and instruments.

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Saturday, October 8, 2016

10/8/16

10/8/16

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Science

Showerthoughts

  • Over the past year I've taken so many "before" pictures of my body while telling myself im going to start working out, I basically just have a slideshow of me getting fatter.
  • I wonder how many times I've seen the same bird without realizing it.
  • If batteries could be charged from the friction of scrolling, our phones would never die.

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Monday, October 3, 2016

10/3/16

10/3/16

News

Science

  • I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination.
  • When someone posts a pic of themselves in their home, I'm more interested in the background to get a glimpse of their real life rather than the one they're trying to show.
  • As a kid, I thought America seemed ancient and eternal. Now I realize that America is only 238 years old and could collapse at any time just like the Roman Empire.

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