Monday, September 26, 2016

9/26/16

9/26/16

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  • As a kid I used to think of "kicked the bucket" as a tame way to state somebody died. I just realized as an adult it signifies kicking the bucket from underneath your feet that is keeping you alive before you hang yourself.
  • One of the most environmentally friendly things I can do for the planet is not have children.
  • Historically, when a new land is discovered and colonized, people eventually revolt and win their independence from their country of origin. When we go to Mars, it is inevitable that people born there will feel no love for Earth and will start a revolution to claim the planet as their own.

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9/25/16

9/25/16

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  • Every hotel refrigerator should at least fit a pizza box.
  • Cannibalism could potentially solve both world hunger and overpopulation.
  • For April fools day, SnapChat should have all of their filters work as normal, but once sent the filter is removed.

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Saturday, September 24, 2016

9/24/16

9/24/16

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  • It’s socially acceptable to talk about how reliant and addicted you are to a drug as long as that drug is caffeine.
  • When YouTubers die their children will have hours upon hours of voice/video recording to remember them by.
  • I used to look at my Grandfather carving with a knife and thought he was a master carpenter. He'd look at me with a computer and think I was a software engineer

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Thursday, September 22, 2016

9/22/16

9/22/16

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  • When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
  • What if Earth is like the North Korea of the solar system and all the other planets are inhabited, but we are kept from the truth, and our world leaders are viewed as cruel and oppressive by the other planets.
  • When I was younger I thought cookie jars would be a bigger point of contention in the house.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

9/20/16

9/20/16

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  • Dr Seuss would have had a hell of a time trying to write his stories with autocorrect
  • In ancient times, a bag of Trail Mix would be a luxury unlike any other. They'd have to import chocolate from Central America, cashews from India, almonds from Africa, peanuts from South America, and raisins from North America.
  • Microsoft should make all previous versions of Windows free, upon release of a new version, to show 100% confidence that the new one is better than any that came before.

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Friday, September 16, 2016

9/16/16

9/16/16

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  • Two babies born at the same time on different sides of the world would have different birthdays.
  • If I know someone can take a joke/insult without being offended, then I don't mind if they insult me. But if it is someone who gets offended easily who insults me, I find that offensive.
  • The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

9/13/16

9/13/16

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  • In order to grow our muscles, we kill other animals and eat THEIR muscles.
  • If someone says they will "google" something in a show or a movie, they probably aren't getting payed for it. But if they say they will look something up on Bing, you can bet it's product placement.
  • Every morning you get up, you're thousands of miles away from the position where you went to bed the last night.

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Monday, September 12, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

9/10/16

9/10/16

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  • The problem is not people being uneducated; The problem is that they are educated just enough to believe what they've been taught. And not educated enough to question what they've been taught.
  • Sour, bitter and salty are very different tastes but very similar moods.
  • I may go through my whole life with an allergy without ever knowing what it is.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

9/9/16

9/9/16

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  • If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
  • When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.
  • People who buy the iPhone 7 won't be able to catch it mid-air when they drop it by holding the earphones cable.

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9/8/16

9/8/16

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  • If you're 24 years old, you've already been around for 10% of American history.
  • I think the worst part about a break up isn't the loneliness; it's knowing there is someone out there who knows how incredibly weird you are that you no longer trust.
  • The world would probably be a better place if people thought "Is it ethical?" instead of "Is it legal?" more often.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

9/7/16

9/7/16

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  • When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
  • Bodies are weird. I can run, jump, wakeboard, do cartwheels, play piano, and type 90 words per minute, but if I brush my teeth with the wrong hand it's like time slows down while my brain tries to process what the actual hell is going on.
  • Having someone's picture as the background of your smartphone is the modern day equivalent of having someone's picture in your wallet.

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9/6/16

9/6/16

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  • There should be a college course where you're REQUIRED to bring your smartphone to the the exams in order to find answers to the questions (in topics you've never studied before), because quickly finding information available online is an important life skill to have.
  • Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
  • I find it funny how the first Netflix ads were aired on TV. It's like the the television networks assisted in their own homicide.

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