Monday, August 29, 2016

8/29/16

8/29/16

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Science

  • I bet people who work at the Patent Office spend a lot of time wishing they thought of that.
  • As a Disney land worker, I wonder how many pictures of me in my costume are in random people's houses.
  • The vast majority of toilet paper is either used to wipe the part of your body that smells or the part of your body that smells.

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Monday, August 22, 2016

8/22/16

8/22/16

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Science

  • If fish keep declining, future generations will think “plenty of fish in the sea” is a sarcastic quip meaning they will never find anyone.
  • Someone should start an uber-like service just with pick up trucks to help move beds or pick up big packages.
  • Wouldn't it be nice if people who were going to commit suicide could trade the rest of their life with people who are dying of cancer.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Sunday, August 14, 2016

8/14/16

8/14/16

News

Science

  • Freshmen starting high school this year will be learning about 9/11 as a historical event that took place before they were born.
  • Humans have developed so far that avoiding calories is now our main goal, as apposed to finding more.
  • The moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare" folktale is "slow and steady wins the race," but it should really just be "don't be cocky."

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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Friday, August 5, 2016

8/5/16

8/5/16

News

Science

  • If you grab any rock and split it in half, the inside you now have revealed has probably not seen daylight in millions if not billions of years.
  • If you break the laws of man,you go to jail. If you break the laws of God,you go to hell. If you break the laws of physics,you go to Sweden and get the Nobel prize.
  • Glass half full and Glass half empty doesn't depend on your philosophical bend as much as it depends on whether it was poured half way up or drank half way down.

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