7/30/16
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- I wonder how many animals we had to jump on the backs of before we noticed horses were cool with it.
- When I was younger, I hated staying in on a Friday night. As an adult, I hate having to go out on a Friday night.
- "Dream job" is an oxymoron. My dream is to not need a job.
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7/29/16
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- Buying a wallet is like trading your books for a shelf.
- Someone should develop a browser app that very gradually starts changing words so you can begin to learn a language.
- What if dogs are scared of thunder because they think it's the bark of a more dominant dog?
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7/28/16
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- What if instead of playing dodgeball or climbing ropes, gym class focused on proper body mechanics like good posture, running properly, squatting correctly or lifting a box from the ground?
- If alcohol reveals your true self, then my real self just want to go to sleep.
- The world is not getting dumber. It's just easier for dumb people to get their thoughts heard.
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7/27/16
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- I’m so glad I was born just before the time when all of my embarrassing childhood videos would have been stored on the Internet.
- If your views in life haven't changed since freshman year of high school, you were either a very wise 14 year old, or are a very ignorant adult.
- How come flies always seem to get in through the the tiniest gap but can't escape through the big open window?
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7/26/16
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- 'Coffee flavored water' doesn't sound good but that's what coffee is.
- Who looked at a bowl of rice and was like "I bet the most efficient way of eating this is with two sticks."
- I love how literal the word "fireplace" is.
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7/24/16
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- The two things that I resist the most in my day are going to bed at night, and getting out of bed in the morning.
- Jack really dodged a bullet by not eating those beans.
- The leaning Tower of Pisa - When you mess up so bad it becomes a tourist attraction.
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7/23/16
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- If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
- My lawn drinks cleaner water than most of the world.
- Tobacco companies kill their best customers.
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7/22/16
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- Fingerless gloves are now perfectly sensible for Pokémon trainers to wear.
- The idea that humans are able to consider another species "over populated" is kind of arrogant.
- If I'm ignorant of the law, I get a citation. If the cop is ignorant of the law, I get a citation.
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7/21/16
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- I don't think we're thankful enough that the whole world agreed on the same units of time.
- Pharoahs convincing people they were gods and that taxes should go to building the world's largest buildings for them to die in was the original pyramid scheme
- As a kid I could never get my hands on a fast food meal and as an adult I can never get my hands on a home cooked meal
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